Ok. Ready?
So. Yesterday I was helping in a training. As you all know, helpers always do scenarios. On the last trainee that I was doing was up. I asked him “Ready?” and he said “Uhhhh.” “I guess?” and then I did “Starting.” The scenario I did was “-bypasses chat filter-” and then he did “Warning 1.” and then "-chucks out of window-" Then he walked out of the yellow box with me in cuffs. And then he glitched me out of the SR.
Post your funny stories in the comments.
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lol
I dont have any funny stories 
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My funny thing to do with attendees is when I ask: “Ready?” And they respond with “No.”. I usually answer with “Perfect!”.
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I got the same guy suspended twice for the same reason, I won’t share his user, but I’m pretty sure he’s still suspended right now, so if any of you recognise the user, 30mileslongerthanyou (me), you would know, I spend most of my time as a criminal. Now, you get some officers camping the crim base, it happens, nothing much we can do to stop it, we just normally tell them to stop and most of the time, they do, right? Well, I was in a lobby, this guy was camping the crim base, I pm’d him something like, “Hey, dude camping the crim base is against the rules and you can get suspended for it.” Then he responded saying, “I’m not in the base so I’m not breaking the rules” which he wasn’t IN the base, he was camping outside of it, now luckily there was a GA who just happened to be in the game at the same time and dealt with him accordingly, now this kid wouldn’t let up after being warned by the GA, he kept coming back to the crim base after every respawn, so I just had enough and hid on the hill just wst of the crim base across the street then started viewing him camping the base, so I just recorded it and reported it and that was the end of it, OR SO YOU WOULD THINK, because literally like a week later, he came back, and he did the same thing, now it took me a while to realise it was the same guy, so when he was camping the base again, I just pm’d him “Dude camping the crim base is against the rules, please stop.” Then he said the same thing, “I’m not inside it.” then it clicked in my brain who it was, so I responded to that message saying “OOOOHHH it’s you! How was your suspension?” Then he unironically actually said “Shut up you got lucky.” So… Yeah, I did the same thing and just recorded the disrespect and camping and got him suspended again, thanks for reading, I know I yap a lot.
Kind regards,
Slicecream (30mileslongerthanyou)
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Here’s one I got:
A while ago, I was in the ERT/OC spawn, when some LR came to me and started asking for something. I don’t know what it was, maybe a rank or admin, but they were begging for something they didn’t deserve. They also spoke a lot of german (I have chat translation off so I saw it). They were begging really hard the whole time. I was getting annoyed and when they filled the chat with a lot of “pls please give admin pls PLS” or something, I cuffed them and verbally warned them for spamming. They said the warning was false and did a modcall for admin abuse (That would have been false punishment, not admin abuse).
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So a BDT actually had to come to handle the admin abuse accusation. After they looked at the warning, they confirmed it was valid. The spammer was mad. They started saying the BDT would trust me because I was an admin and that it would not matter if the warning was false because we were “corrupt” anyway.
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The spammer continued by saying they were friends with the owner of stateview and that they would get us banned. At that moment, I really just thought Good luck with that, kid.
Thanks for reading,
racnon_277
@Cyberwolf2500
SV Superintendent
Game Administration
Overseer Command
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Yes it is.
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Ok so one time I was in a training and we were doing scenarios a player walked up to start. The helper started and said” crosses red line” and then the player said” Modcall” as if he was going to modcall an inmate for crossing the line😂
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Got around it.
If y’all are confused, @Zackcooler replied to “moderation approval be annoying” because my messages weren’t going through.
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Bring Back The Infirmary Staff Team! ( Never let this post die!) [ITS HAPPENING YAYAYAYAY] (WE GOT TO 600 REPLIES! 
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A ERT asked for perms “to go poopo” in a training
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So like I was in a training and the guy said “ready?” And the trainee said “yup” then the person did the scenerio which was “crosses red line” but he got interrupted by a crim shooting thru the window and the trainee was HUMPING ON HIM and saying sus things so he got 2 STRIKES FOR DOING IT and he failed that part of the training
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